glumshoe:

Today at work, I approached a young couple and opened with my default greeting. “Welcome,” I said. “If you have any questions or if you need anything—“

“No,” said the man. “I don’t have any questions.” I smiled, nodded, and started to walk away.

“I do this for a living,” he said, turning to me. He was dressed in khaki cargo shorts, hiking boots, a safari hat, a dinosaur-print button down shirt, and a red handkerchief tied around his neck - a denim shirt away from a bad Dr. Alan Grant cosplay. He looked me up and down. “It’d be pretty weird if I had any questions for you.”

I kept my face as neutral as possible, and said calmly, “I hope I can reach a point where I too have nothing left to learn.”

As I walked away, the woman with him reached out and smooshed her hand over his face. “Don’t listen to him,” she said to me. “He’s twenty.”

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dailytweets:

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bakugou-tm:

quirkwizard:

Now that the New Year is upon us, we must remember to try.

Try to be driven

Try to be stronger

Try to be smarter

Try to be confident

Try to be selfless

Try to be honest

Try to be open

Try to be distinct

Try to be brave

Try to be positive

Try to be balanced

Try to accept your past

Try to define your future

But above all else

Try to be better

Make this your year, be that bitch

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weltraum-kartoffel:

Tallmadge Doyle

honieelemon:

A useless gay

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